Larpduddob Jenbomzak is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane hedgehog.

Larpduddob Jenbomzak created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Larpduddob Jenbomzak, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Larpduddob Jenbomzak, she will destroy your favourite star.

Larpduddob Jenbomzak's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Larpduddob Jenbomzak's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Larpduddob Jenbomzak.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near snails while wearing green rings and balancing seven carbon spheres on your legs.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never feed bread to geese while wearing shirts.

5. Never think about optics near ducks while wearing cyan stockings and balancing nine platinum spheres on your face.