Fosswitgen Taglabtaftan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish hare.

Fosswitgen Taglabtaftan created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosswitgen Taglabtaftan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fosswitgen Taglabtaftan, she will destroy your home planet.

Fosswitgen Taglabtaftan's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Fosswitgen Taglabtaftan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four foxes in a large pit.

2. Always help sharks.

3. Retreat if five moths approach from the south.

4. Never feed carrots to dolphins while wearing coats.

5. Run away if nine squirrels approach from the east.