Hig is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental bear.

Hig created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hig, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hig's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Hig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Do not take Hig's name in vain.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always take life seriously.