Butfomdin is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, conceited tapir.

Butfomdin created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butfomdin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Butfomdin, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Butfomdin's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Butfomdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

2. Never laugh in spring.

3. Never talk about dark matter near pigs while wearing yellow shorts and balancing five carbon spheres on your face.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never wear trousers.