Ligbodwab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, merciless warg.

Ligbodwab created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ligbodwab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ligbodwab, he will boil you in a big pot.

Ligbodwab's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Ligbodwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ligbodwab.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.