Bitjindag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, strong giraffe.

Bitjindag created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Bitjindag, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bitjindag, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bitjindag's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bitjindag's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. Do not prepare cucumbers while filled with envy.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Bitjindag must be the most important thing in your life.