Fongemtarg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, vain rhinoceros.

Fongemtarg created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fongemtarg, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fongemtarg, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fongemtarg's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fongemtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not record secrets concerning black holes.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never touch blood while blessed.