Larppigbast is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able tortoise.

Larppigbast created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larppigbast, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Larppigbast, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Larppigbast's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Larppigbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Do not speak about garlic.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Always stare at clouds.