Latsagbonk is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, thoughtless
wyvern.
Latsagbonk created everything that exists five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Latsagbonk, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Latsagbonk, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Latsagbonk's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Latsagbonk's Holy Commandments1. Never feed melons to cats while wearing magenta stockings.
2. Never think about dark energy.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.
5. Respect your elders.