Sisrigcim Capflatcad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, unfair hyena.

Sisrigcim Capflatcad created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisrigcim Capflatcad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sisrigcim Capflatcad, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sisrigcim Capflatcad's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Sisrigcim Capflatcad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. Never wear purple boots on sacred days.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never go into brown rooms.