Didvagfub Afjonspag Honbengid is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, grumpy zebra.

Didvagfub Afjonspag Honbengid created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didvagfub Afjonspag Honbengid, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Didvagfub Afjonspag Honbengid, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Didvagfub Afjonspag Honbengid's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Didvagfub Afjonspag Honbengid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat onions.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always obey Didvagfub Afjonspag Honbengid's priests.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about comets.