Sathitflap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, moody dragonfly.

Sathitflap created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sathitflap, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sathitflap, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sathitflap's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Sathitflap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red eagles, for they are unholy.

2. Never mark doors with blue.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not keep three nematodes in a large pit.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.