Yakomtrig Vinjonpog is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, capable dolphin.

Yakomtrig Vinjonpog created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakomtrig Vinjonpog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yakomtrig Vinjonpog, he will be very sad.

Yakomtrig Vinjonpog's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Yakomtrig Vinjonpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always obey Yakomtrig Vinjonpog's priests.