Hontippang is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, staggering goat.

Hontippang created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Hontippang, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hontippang, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hontippang's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Hontippang's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Hontippang on top of all buildings.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never mark doors with indigo.