Nabnillfig is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, slow gerbil.

Nabnillfig created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Nabnillfig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nabnillfig, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Nabnillfig's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Nabnillfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to nematodes while wearing coats.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Erect four copper sculptures of Nabnillfig on top of important buildings.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.