Capyarlmiscedyattcinfonken
is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, smart
dryad
.
Capyarlmiscedyattcinfonken
created everything that exists eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Capyarlmiscedyattcinfonken
, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Capyarlmiscedyattcinfonken
, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Capyarlmiscedyattcinfonken's
most sacred site is Gorbio in France.
Capyarlmiscedyattcinfonken's Holy Commandments
1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Learn five new languages a year.
5. Fast once a month.
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