Siglibcuntonkrig is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, merciless unicorn.

Siglibcuntonkrig created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Siglibcuntonkrig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Siglibcuntonkrig, it will turn you into a dog.

Siglibcuntonkrig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Siglibcuntonkrig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat pigs with great respect.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Siglibcuntonkrig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never eat green fruit.