Nelbapshavfeblad is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, kind cat.

Nelbapshavfeblad created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelbapshavfeblad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nelbapshavfeblad, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nelbapshavfeblad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Nelbapshavfeblad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chromosomes.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near badgers while wearing pink hats and balancing eight silver spheres on your face.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Always obey Nelbapshavfeblad's priests.

5. Do not cook food in pots.