Xinrigtam is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical dog.

Xinrigtam created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Xinrigtam, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Xinrigtam, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Xinrigtam's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Xinrigtam's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your neck with orange.

2. Never mention squirrels.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.