Gepnibyik Nuthogjab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, uncaring raven.

Gepnibyik Nuthogjab created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Gepnibyik Nuthogjab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gepnibyik Nuthogjab, it will turn you into a mole.

Gepnibyik Nuthogjab's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gepnibyik Nuthogjab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. You must love Gepnibyik Nuthogjab.

5. Never look at stars.