Pagpigdoss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, quiet dove.

Pagpigdoss created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagpigdoss, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pagpigdoss, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Pagpigdoss' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Pagpigdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dawn.

2. Do not take Pagpigdoss' name in vain.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near ants while wearing green rings.

5. Hide from cyan tapirs for they are unholy.