Popbogarpbomfumleg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, flying clam.

Popbogarpbomfumleg created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Popbogarpbomfumleg, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Popbogarpbomfumleg, she will be very unhappy.

Popbogarpbomfumleg's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Popbogarpbomfumleg's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cherries.

2. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.

3. Never stain your chest with blue.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. You must pray to Popbogarpbomfumleg three times a day.