Pangmegfom is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, dishonourable coyote.

Pangmegfom created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangmegfom, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pangmegfom, he will turn you into a goat.

Pangmegfom's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Pangmegfom's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Never approach forests carrying bone.

4. Always help frogs in need.

5. Never think about cell theory.