Nibnanspag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, grumpy jellyfish.

Nibnanspag created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibnanspag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nibnanspag, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nibnanspag's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Nibnanspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Always help snakes.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

5. Hide from purple manatees for they are unholy.