Rannibtig is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, confident coyote.

Rannibtig created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rannibtig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rannibtig, she will come to you in dreams.

Rannibtig's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Rannibtig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Rannibtig.

2. Worship no other gods but Rannibtig.

3. Do not hurt monkeys.

4. Always act with obedience when addressing children.

5. Do not travel during autumn.