Farnhotbast is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, bad-tempered elephant.

Farnhotbast created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnhotbast, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Farnhotbast, he will turn you into a frog.

Farnhotbast's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Farnhotbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat onions.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.