Quafjadcab Vannatlen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying butterfly.

Quafjadcab Vannatlen created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafjadcab Vannatlen, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Quafjadcab Vannatlen, he will turn you into a dog.

Quafjadcab Vannatlen's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Quafjadcab Vannatlen's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Quafjadcab Vannatlen.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never write about special relativity.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.