Nurrenjipster is a god.

She takes the form of a small, impressive raven.

Nurrenjipster created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurrenjipster, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurrenjipster, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nurrenjipster's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Nurrenjipster's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never prepare garlic during winter.

4. Do not take Nurrenjipster's name in vain.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.