Afflyflishubraggepsan is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, awesome skunk.

Afflyflishubraggepsan created snails eight million years ago.

If you believe in Afflyflishubraggepsan, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Afflyflishubraggepsan, he will turn you into a worm.

Afflyflishubraggepsan's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Afflyflishubraggepsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cherries.

2. Do not step barefoot upon pink earth.

3. Never discuss deoxyribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. Never gather six pigs near wells.