Cinbaghas is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, sapient badger.

Cinbaghas created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinbaghas, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cinbaghas, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cinbaghas' most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cinbaghas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not kill seals.

4. Always help sick snails.

5. Hide from violet goats for they are unholy.