Giggigduss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome wren.

Giggigduss created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Giggigduss, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Giggigduss, he will turn you into a slug.

Giggigduss' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Giggigduss' Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Giggigduss in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not keep seven moths in a large pit.

5. Do not speak about garlic.