Badmutxin is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, overgenerous grasshopper.

Badmutxin created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Badmutxin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Badmutxin, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Badmutxin's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Badmutxin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Badmutxin.

2. Hide if three frogs approach from the west.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Run away if five moths approach from the east.

5. Always count to nine before sleeping.