Guncissdottab is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, competent
centaur.
Guncissdottab created humanity six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Guncissdottab, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Guncissdottab, it will send minions to preach to you.
Guncissdottab's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Guncissdottab's Holy Commandments1. Hide from red dolphins for they are unholy.
2. Do not speak about corn.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Never look at planets.
5. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Guncissdottab in the centre of the settlement.