Jenzakyat is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, clever cobra.

Jenzakyat created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Jenzakyat, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jenzakyat, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Jenzakyat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Jenzakyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near capybaras while wearing white boots and balancing five lead spheres on your legs.

2. Never jump in the presence of ants.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think ill of sick great tits.

5. Always stare at clouds.