Yattbabtab is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, benevolent snail.

Yattbabtab created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattbabtab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yattbabtab, he will send you a sign.

Yattbabtab's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Yattbabtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of strawberries to foxes while wearing purple jumpers.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Hide from pink swans for they are unholy.

4. Hide if four birds approach from the west.

5. Never point your hands toward the east during prayer.