Weequathug is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable narwhal.

Weequathug created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weequathug, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Weequathug, she will turn you into a dog.

Weequathug's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Weequathug's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry horses.

2. Never write about dark energy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Weequathug.

4. Never mark doors with yellow.

5. Do not cook food in pots.