Padrulgam is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, prudent warg.

Padrulgam created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padrulgam, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Padrulgam, he will turn you into a rock.

Padrulgam's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Padrulgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Hide if eight bats approach from the south.

3. Do not take Padrulgam's name in vain.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.