Quimtadlegpod is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humane hydra.

Quimtadlegpod created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimtadlegpod, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quimtadlegpod, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Quimtadlegpod's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Quimtadlegpod's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quimtadlegpod.

2. Never gather seven frogs near wells.

3. Never think ill of sick moths.

4. Never mention birds.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.