Jipyart is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, cheerful yak.

Jipyart created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipyart, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jipyart, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Jipyart's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Jipyart's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Jipyart on top of all buildings.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Put Jipyart first in all things.