Tifwotarthad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, deceitful dragonfly.

Tifwotarthad created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifwotarthad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tifwotarthad, he will come to you in dreams.

Tifwotarthad's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Tifwotarthad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near swans while wearing white jumpers.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always remove ear rings before touching lead.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.