Tonkap is a god.

He takes the form of a small, wise hippopotamus.

Tonkap created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonkap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tonkap, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tonkap's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Tonkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Pray only in firelight.

4. Never eat coconuts on holy days.

5. Respect your elders.