Tipbemyar is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unthinking rat.

Tipbemyar created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tipbemyar, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tipbemyar, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tipbemyar's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Tipbemyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. You must pray to Tipbemyar nine times a day.

3. Never sprint in the presence of dogs.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Feed all hungry moths.