Nabgeppang is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omniscient mink.

Nabgeppang created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabgeppang, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nabgeppang, he will turn you into a slug.

Nabgeppang's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Nabgeppang's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with envy.

2. Never gather four rats in one place.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never speak at midnight.