Vanhudnur is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing weasel.

Vanhudnur created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vanhudnur, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vanhudnur, he will destroy your favourite star.

Vanhudnur's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Vanhudnur's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are not to be trusted.

2. Never think ill of sick great tits.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near porpoises while wearing indigo boots.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.