Sagdibpod is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, fussy otter.

Sagdibpod created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Sagdibpod, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sagdibpod, he will remove you from existence.

Sagdibpod's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Sagdibpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

4. Never feed lots of lemons to tapirs while wearing red hats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.