Jigkomman is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, emotional tortoise.

Jigkomman created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigkomman, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jigkomman, she will not care.

Jigkomman's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Jigkomman's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never write about eukaryotes.

4. Do not eat bread.

5. Do not listen to music.