Tamgebtik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful horse.

Tamgebtik created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamgebtik, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tamgebtik, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Tamgebtik's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Tamgebtik's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never write about chromosomes.