Nurlpinnil is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, capable wyvern.

Nurlpinnil created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlpinnil, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nurlpinnil, she will turn you into a tree.

Nurlpinnil's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nurlpinnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near sharks while wearing pink kilts and balancing three nickel spheres on your face.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not make images of living things.