Limontlun is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, almighty troll.

Limontlun created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limontlun, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Limontlun, it will send you a sign.

Limontlun's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Limontlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never paint your chest purple.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.