Yogdobbop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonourable aardvark.

Yogdobbop created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogdobbop, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yogdobbop, he will throw large rocks at you.

Yogdobbop's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Yogdobbop's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.