Dobbumfag is a god.

She takes the form of a small, narcissistic hummingbird.

Dobbumfag created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobbumfag, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dobbumfag, she will not invite you to parties.

Dobbumfag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dobbumfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place wheat upon stone.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Dobbumfag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not prepare garlic while filled with envy.

5. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.