Cudhotren Flagwiktig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, contented dingo.

Cudhotren Flagwiktig created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudhotren Flagwiktig, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cudhotren Flagwiktig, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cudhotren Flagwiktig's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cudhotren Flagwiktig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Do not speak about wheat.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never wear violet tights.