Busdavhug is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humorless cow.

Busdavhug created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busdavhug, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Busdavhug, he will turn you into a tree.

Busdavhug's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Busdavhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to rats while wearing ear rings.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Busdavhug on top of all buildings.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.