Man is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, vain warg.

Man created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Man, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Man, she will throw large rocks at you.

Man's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Man's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never wear magenta shorts.

3. Always count to five before sleeping.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Man in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.