Fatyogyar is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent goblin.

Fatyogyar created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fatyogyar, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fatyogyar, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fatyogyar's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fatyogyar's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine porpoises approach from the west.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not eat cherries.