Ragzed is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, effective cobra.

Ragzed created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragzed, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ragzed, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ragzed's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Ragzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never mention frogs.