Pagnegbum Henrutspag is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, astonishing armadillo.

Pagnegbum Henrutspag created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagnegbum Henrutspag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pagnegbum Henrutspag, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pagnegbum Henrutspag's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Pagnegbum Henrutspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon pink earth.

2. Hide from red hamsters for they are unholy.

3. Pagnegbum Henrutspag loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

5. Always wear blue.