Hotmatarpkaddanbass is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, kind toad.

Hotmatarpkaddanbass created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hotmatarpkaddanbass, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hotmatarpkaddanbass, he will ignore you.

Hotmatarpkaddanbass' most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Hotmatarpkaddanbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Retreat if nine voles approach from the east.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.