Litartbast is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, cheerful naga.

Litartbast created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Litartbast, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Litartbast, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Litartbast's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Litartbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to sharks while wearing magenta kilts.

2. Hide from blue ants for they are unholy.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Do not kill horses.