Larglimnull is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, sapient porpoise.

Larglimnull created the Sun nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Larglimnull, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Larglimnull, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Larglimnull's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Larglimnull's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not resist fate.

4. You must love Larglimnull.

5. Never write about cell theory.