Febdagril is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy fly.

Febdagril created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Febdagril, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Febdagril, he will come to you in dreams.

Febdagril's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Febdagril's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse oil with water.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near sharks while wearing violet hats.