Bimbestcit is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, temperamental deer.

Bimbestcit created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimbestcit, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bimbestcit, it will boil you in a big pot.

Bimbestcit's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bimbestcit's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bimbestcit.

2. You must love Bimbestcit.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not commit murder.