Gupgutfob is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, slow cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gupgutfob created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gupgutfob, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gupgutfob, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Gupgutfob's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Gupgutfob's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always wear plain scarves during rituals.

3. Do not record secrets concerning galaxies.

4. Never mix tomatoes with oil.

5. Always cleanse ash with water.