Vadhomnad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, emotional hare.

Vadhomnad created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadhomnad, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vadhomnad, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Vadhomnad's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Vadhomnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Vadhomnad on top of all buildings.

3. You must pray to Vadhomnad five times a day.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Feed all hungry squirrels.