Watliphassab is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, deceitful gerbil.

Watliphassab created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Watliphassab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Watliphassab, she will be very sad.

Watliphassab's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Watliphassab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Never think about gravity near badgers while wearing red kilts and balancing three silicon spheres on your legs.

5. Do not resist fate.