Weefathub is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, quiet fairy.

Weefathub created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weefathub, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Weefathub, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Weefathub's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Weefathub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always help sick gulls.

3. Weefathub must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not leap in public.