Koncemyar is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, awesome
aardvark.
Koncemyar created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Koncemyar, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Koncemyar, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Koncemyar's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Koncemyar's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.
3. Do not speak about oranges.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Never think about planets.