Koncemyar is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, awesome aardvark.

Koncemyar created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Koncemyar, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Koncemyar, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Koncemyar's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Koncemyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Do not speak about oranges.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about planets.