Yoktabnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, omnipotent toad.

Yoktabnarl created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yoktabnarl, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yoktabnarl, it will turn you into a mole.

Yoktabnarl's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Yoktabnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. You must love Yoktabnarl.

4. Retreat if six shrews approach from the west.

5. Do not study bacteria on holy days.