Hogyimtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, duplicitous deer.

Hogyimtarp created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogyimtarp, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Hogyimtarp, it will not invite you to parties.

Hogyimtarp's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Hogyimtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not resist order.

3. Do not record secrets concerning stars.

4. Do not eat parsnips.

5. Run away from brown seals, for they are unholy.