Ponsabtenran is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, witty bee.

Ponsabtenran created humankind two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponsabtenran, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ponsabtenran, it will turn you into a goat.

Ponsabtenran's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Ponsabtenran's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never hurt sharks.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ponsabtenran.

5. Do not hurt gulls.
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